1 00:00:02,306 --> 00:00:03,886 - Dee Dee: Whoo... - [Big Dee Dee giggles] 2 00:00:03,916 --> 00:00:05,826 I don't understand why you put so much effort 3 00:00:05,918 --> 00:00:07,268 into putting outfits together. 4 00:00:07,355 --> 00:00:08,715 Didn't think you would, jelly doughnut. 5 00:00:08,747 --> 00:00:09,747 [Laughter] 6 00:00:10,836 --> 00:00:12,926 I need to look my best while Gus is writing 7 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,543 my six-month performance review. 8 00:00:14,623 --> 00:00:16,063 And after I land 9 00:00:16,146 --> 00:00:18,056 the cinnamon and toasted honey o's account, 10 00:00:18,148 --> 00:00:20,368 he'll have no choice but to give me a great one. 11 00:00:20,455 --> 00:00:22,065 I love the commercial 12 00:00:22,152 --> 00:00:23,352 where the little bee flies out of the box 13 00:00:23,371 --> 00:00:25,331 and shouts, "show me the honey." 14 00:00:25,416 --> 00:00:26,236 [Laughter] 15 00:00:26,330 --> 00:00:28,030 Well, I do. 16 00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:30,285 Just so you know, Dee, I'd give you a kiss, 17 00:00:30,378 --> 00:00:32,248 but the collagen in my lower lip hasn't set. 18 00:00:32,336 --> 00:00:34,376 - I'll kiss you next Tuesday. - [Laughter] 19 00:00:34,469 --> 00:00:37,039 [Introductory theme song] 20 00:00:37,124 --> 00:00:42,224 ♪ through this journey of discovery ♪ 21 00:00:42,303 --> 00:00:46,833 ♪ you finding you, I'm finding me ♪ 22 00:00:46,916 --> 00:00:49,876 ♪ now that I have someone special ♪ 23 00:00:49,962 --> 00:00:51,792 ♪ who brings out the joy ♪ 24 00:00:51,877 --> 00:00:54,047 ♪ brings out the joy inside of me ♪ 25 00:00:54,141 --> 00:00:56,361 ♪ inside of me ♪ 26 00:00:56,447 --> 00:00:58,537 ♪ we can become whatever we want ♪ 27 00:00:58,623 --> 00:01:00,583 ♪ all we need is lovin' ♪ 28 00:01:00,669 --> 00:01:04,109 ♪ that's the way I feel it should be ♪ 29 00:01:04,194 --> 00:01:06,544 ♪ you and me ♪ 30 00:01:06,631 --> 00:01:10,941 [Off-key] ♪ me ♪ [Ironic laughter] 31 00:01:12,333 --> 00:01:14,163 [Introductory musical note] 32 00:01:16,119 --> 00:01:17,599 Adam, Spencer and I are starving. 33 00:01:17,686 --> 00:01:19,226 Our lunch was supposed to be here an hour ago. 34 00:01:19,253 --> 00:01:21,563 - Oh, it's here. - [Laughter] 35 00:01:21,646 --> 00:01:23,556 - Since when? - An hour ago. 36 00:01:23,648 --> 00:01:26,088 - [Laughter] - You wanna bring it in here? 37 00:01:27,478 --> 00:01:29,388 [Laughter] 38 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:32,480 - Oh, I'm sorry. - [Laughter] 39 00:01:32,570 --> 00:01:34,220 Do I have to do everything around here? 40 00:01:34,311 --> 00:01:35,771 Should I chew your food for you as well? 41 00:01:35,791 --> 00:01:37,451 [Laughter] 42 00:01:37,532 --> 00:01:40,232 Looks like you already did. Half my burrito's gone. 43 00:01:40,317 --> 00:01:41,987 Man, you're not still mad we didn't give you money 44 00:01:42,014 --> 00:01:43,584 for that pyramid scheme, are you? 45 00:01:43,668 --> 00:01:46,848 It wasn't a pyramid scheme. It was a three-tiered 46 00:01:46,932 --> 00:01:48,592 financial portfolio opportunity. 47 00:01:48,673 --> 00:01:50,113 [Laughter] 48 00:01:50,197 --> 00:01:51,387 It would've secured a down payment 49 00:01:51,415 --> 00:01:53,025 on my dream home. 50 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,773 With a little left over for new pants. 51 00:01:54,853 --> 00:01:57,163 - [Laughter] - Call it what you want. 52 00:01:57,247 --> 00:01:58,897 I don't think it was a good idea. 53 00:01:58,988 --> 00:02:02,078 - Oh, you've started thinking? - [Laughter] 54 00:02:02,165 --> 00:02:03,295 Congratulations! 55 00:02:04,689 --> 00:02:06,529 You know, Adam, maybe you could save your money 56 00:02:06,604 --> 00:02:08,544 if you stopped playing the dizzy dollar sweepstakes, 57 00:02:08,563 --> 00:02:10,653 lotto games and naked bingo tournaments. 58 00:02:10,739 --> 00:02:12,609 Adam: Technically, it's not naked bingo. 59 00:02:12,697 --> 00:02:14,917 - We wear hats. - [Laughter] 60 00:02:16,527 --> 00:02:18,327 And it's easy for you to say. Daddy's not paying my rent. 61 00:02:18,355 --> 00:02:19,965 All right. That's enough. 62 00:02:20,052 --> 00:02:21,892 Spell "enough." Here's a hint. There are no fs. 63 00:02:21,924 --> 00:02:23,974 [Laughter] 64 00:02:24,056 --> 00:02:25,276 Oops, 2:00. 65 00:02:25,362 --> 00:02:26,972 Time for your meeting with Kai. 66 00:02:27,059 --> 00:02:28,859 You know how angry she gets when you bring in food. 67 00:02:28,887 --> 00:02:30,537 [Laughter] 68 00:02:30,628 --> 00:02:32,368 [Introductory musical note] 69 00:02:34,328 --> 00:02:35,478 - So set that for 4:30. - Got it. 70 00:02:35,503 --> 00:02:36,503 All right. Thank you. 71 00:02:37,809 --> 00:02:39,589 Wow. Look at you. You look great. 72 00:02:40,725 --> 00:02:42,505 Wow, Brett. 73 00:02:42,597 --> 00:02:44,767 I didn't think you had the capacity to be nice. 74 00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:46,430 - [Laughter] - [Scoffs] I don't. 75 00:02:46,514 --> 00:02:47,954 I'm practicing. 76 00:02:48,037 --> 00:02:50,017 I have a courtesy meeting with Dennis rodman later. 77 00:02:50,039 --> 00:02:51,319 It's gonna be hard to keep a straight face 78 00:02:51,345 --> 00:02:52,815 - for that freak show. - [Laughter] 79 00:02:55,305 --> 00:02:57,825 Well, even you can't get to me this week 80 00:02:57,916 --> 00:03:00,566 because after Gus finishes writing my performance review, 81 00:03:00,658 --> 00:03:02,398 I'll have a long-term contract 82 00:03:02,486 --> 00:03:04,916 and you'll have a long-term Dee Dee Thorne in your side. 83 00:03:05,968 --> 00:03:08,278 Oh, is that why you're all dressed up? 84 00:03:08,362 --> 00:03:10,122 You know, you could've saved yourself a ton of time 85 00:03:10,146 --> 00:03:13,106 - and, uh... a bunny's life. - [Laughter] 86 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:15,303 Gus had to leave town early for the Dominican Republic 87 00:03:15,325 --> 00:03:16,775 to scout their national baseball team. 88 00:03:16,805 --> 00:03:18,885 He's not gonna be back for, like, weeks. 89 00:03:18,981 --> 00:03:20,241 You mean, he's not here? 90 00:03:22,332 --> 00:03:24,352 Probably not gonna do that well on the listening part 91 00:03:24,378 --> 00:03:26,118 - of the review, huh? - [Laughter] 92 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,526 Don't worry about it, Thorne. Worry about the meeting 93 00:03:27,555 --> 00:03:29,595 we got coming up with that cereal company. 94 00:03:29,687 --> 00:03:32,467 - "Show me the honey." [Laughs] - [Laughter] 95 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,390 - I love that little bee. - [Laughter] 96 00:03:37,434 --> 00:03:40,394 Look, girl, I know I'm new here and I'm not one to gossip, 97 00:03:40,481 --> 00:03:42,961 but I heard you're still getting reviewed. 98 00:03:43,048 --> 00:03:45,358 - [Laughter] - But Gus isn't here. 99 00:03:45,442 --> 00:03:47,842 Well, I know I'm new here, and I'm not one to gossip, 100 00:03:47,923 --> 00:03:51,013 but I heard someone else was gonna give you your review. 101 00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:53,150 [Laughter] 102 00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,413 Who? 103 00:03:54,495 --> 00:03:55,815 Well, I'm new here and I'm not... 104 00:03:55,887 --> 00:03:57,797 - One to gossip! - [Laughter] 105 00:03:57,889 --> 00:03:59,459 I got that, Ceci! 106 00:03:59,543 --> 00:04:01,423 - Who's doing my review? - Can't tell you. 107 00:04:01,502 --> 00:04:05,852 Let's just say, he lives this. He breathes... This. 108 00:04:05,941 --> 00:04:08,161 - Brett! - [Mumbles] 109 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,418 He is doing my review! 110 00:04:09,510 --> 00:04:10,420 Gus figured Brett could give you 111 00:04:10,511 --> 00:04:11,731 the most accurate assessment 112 00:04:11,816 --> 00:04:13,096 'cause you work together the most. 113 00:04:13,122 --> 00:04:14,862 - But Brett hates me. - Yes, he does. 114 00:04:14,950 --> 00:04:16,340 [Laughter] 115 00:04:16,430 --> 00:04:17,430 Wait, wait, wait! 116 00:04:18,562 --> 00:04:20,172 What else can you find out for me? 117 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,720 Girl, please, I hate getting into people's business. 118 00:04:21,739 --> 00:04:24,439 - Mm-mm. No, ma'am! - [Laughter] 119 00:04:24,525 --> 00:04:26,085 [Introductory musical note] 120 00:04:26,178 --> 00:04:29,088 I've spent months at gmg proving myself 121 00:04:29,181 --> 00:04:30,881 and now my bad rapport with Brett 122 00:04:30,966 --> 00:04:32,136 could cost me my job. 123 00:04:32,228 --> 00:04:33,798 Is this all you got to eat? 124 00:04:33,882 --> 00:04:35,232 [Laughter] 125 00:04:35,318 --> 00:04:36,508 'Cause I need something with sugar, salt, 126 00:04:36,537 --> 00:04:38,577 - and preservatives. - [Laughter] 127 00:04:38,669 --> 00:04:40,819 Ma, we are not here to eat. We are here to help Dee Dee. 128 00:04:40,845 --> 00:04:43,145 You know how you can't watch a movie without popcorn? 129 00:04:43,239 --> 00:04:44,479 Well, I can't help family for free 130 00:04:44,501 --> 00:04:46,111 without something to chew on. 131 00:04:46,198 --> 00:04:47,458 [Laughter] 132 00:04:47,548 --> 00:04:48,638 Try your cud. 133 00:04:48,723 --> 00:04:50,163 [Laughter] 134 00:04:50,246 --> 00:04:51,636 Try being sober. 135 00:04:51,726 --> 00:04:53,726 [Laughter] 136 00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:55,855 You know, normally I'd find 137 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:57,337 your little banter with each other 138 00:04:57,427 --> 00:04:59,057 mildly amusing, but I'm on the brink here! 139 00:04:59,081 --> 00:05:00,431 [Laughter] 140 00:05:00,517 --> 00:05:01,757 Not to worry, dear. I have happy pills 141 00:05:01,779 --> 00:05:03,299 I can crush into some applesauce. 142 00:05:03,390 --> 00:05:04,480 [Laughter] 143 00:05:04,565 --> 00:05:05,865 Why not crush it under your hoof 144 00:05:05,957 --> 00:05:07,517 - like you do your husband? - [Laughter] 145 00:05:08,569 --> 00:05:10,529 Sweetheart, I know you're upset over this review, 146 00:05:10,614 --> 00:05:12,014 but Brett is just a man. 147 00:05:12,094 --> 00:05:14,104 Simply socialize with him outside the office. 148 00:05:14,183 --> 00:05:15,903 You may find you have more in common than you think. 149 00:05:15,924 --> 00:05:17,324 She's right. 150 00:05:17,404 --> 00:05:18,864 A little kissing up could go a long way. 151 00:05:18,883 --> 00:05:21,063 Worked with me and Kai and we are very friendly. 152 00:05:21,146 --> 00:05:22,446 In a distant, I'm your boss, 153 00:05:22,539 --> 00:05:23,559 don't get too friendly kind of way. 154 00:05:23,584 --> 00:05:24,804 [Laughter] 155 00:05:24,889 --> 00:05:26,499 Well, problem solved. Good for us. 156 00:05:26,587 --> 00:05:28,067 Next meltdown, have better snacks. 157 00:05:28,153 --> 00:05:29,393 I want something fried up in here. 158 00:05:29,416 --> 00:05:30,546 [Laughter] 159 00:05:30,634 --> 00:05:32,034 [Introductory musical note] 160 00:05:33,507 --> 00:05:36,677 Adam, I gave you a twenty to buy this latté. 161 00:05:36,771 --> 00:05:38,901 - Where's my change? - You only gave me a five. 162 00:05:38,990 --> 00:05:40,340 Then I'll give you another five. 163 00:05:40,427 --> 00:05:41,877 Five seconds to give me the change back 164 00:05:41,906 --> 00:05:43,946 - from that twenty. - [Laughter] 165 00:05:44,039 --> 00:05:45,689 Five, four... 166 00:05:45,780 --> 00:05:47,450 Oh, look what I just found in my petty cash envelope. 167 00:05:47,477 --> 00:05:48,737 [Laughter] 168 00:05:48,826 --> 00:05:50,786 My mother tries this crap all the time. 169 00:05:50,872 --> 00:05:52,402 - [Elevator bell rings] - I'm on to it. 170 00:05:53,483 --> 00:05:55,013 I'm looking for an Adam benet. 171 00:05:55,093 --> 00:05:57,013 If you're a bill collector, he died. 172 00:05:57,095 --> 00:05:58,705 [Laughter] 173 00:05:58,793 --> 00:06:00,683 If you're his online match from man on manischevitz, 174 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:01,878 - you found him. - [Laughter] 175 00:06:03,058 --> 00:06:06,238 - And if you're a doctor, I do. - [Laughter] 176 00:06:06,322 --> 00:06:07,582 I'm no doctor, 177 00:06:07,671 --> 00:06:09,371 but I'm about to deliver some good news. 178 00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:13,072 [Adam screams] 179 00:06:13,155 --> 00:06:14,415 Adam benet, 180 00:06:14,504 --> 00:06:16,384 on behalf of dizzy dollar sweepstakes, 181 00:06:16,463 --> 00:06:17,833 we're here to present you this check 182 00:06:17,855 --> 00:06:21,115 - for $1.4 million! - [Screams] 183 00:06:21,206 --> 00:06:22,986 [Audience cheering and laughing] 184 00:06:24,166 --> 00:06:27,386 - Adam just won $1.4 million. - He what? 185 00:06:27,474 --> 00:06:29,004 [High-pitched cheer] 186 00:06:29,084 --> 00:06:31,164 The millionaire receptionist is leaving the building. 187 00:06:31,216 --> 00:06:32,866 - You're not quitting? - No. 188 00:06:32,957 --> 00:06:35,087 - That's a first. - [Laughter] 189 00:06:35,177 --> 00:06:37,397 Maybe I'll be back, maybe I won't. 190 00:06:37,484 --> 00:06:40,574 Doesn't really matter, 'cause I'm rich, bitch! 191 00:06:40,661 --> 00:06:42,621 [Laughter] 192 00:06:44,186 --> 00:06:48,096 - This is the best prank ever. - So, we got Adam back, 193 00:06:48,190 --> 00:06:49,750 so when are we gonna tell him the truth? 194 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:51,470 I was gonna follow him and tell him in the lobby, 195 00:06:51,498 --> 00:06:52,738 but it's funnier than I thought. 196 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:53,980 Let's milk it 'til tomorrow. 197 00:06:54,065 --> 00:06:56,325 [Introductory musical note] 198 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:57,776 I have to say, Dee Dee, I'm really surprised 199 00:06:57,808 --> 00:07:00,028 that you invited me out for a meal. 200 00:07:00,115 --> 00:07:02,305 I thought if we got to know each other better, personally, 201 00:07:02,334 --> 00:07:04,474 we could be more effective professionally. 202 00:07:04,554 --> 00:07:06,234 Give it up, Thorne. You know I'm the one writing 203 00:07:06,251 --> 00:07:08,041 your performance review. 204 00:07:08,123 --> 00:07:11,263 Really? I didn't know you did that type of thing! 205 00:07:11,343 --> 00:07:12,483 [Laughter] 206 00:07:12,562 --> 00:07:14,172 Really? You know, that's so strange 207 00:07:14,259 --> 00:07:15,699 because my assistant Ceci 208 00:07:15,783 --> 00:07:17,963 was telling everybody in the office. 209 00:07:18,046 --> 00:07:19,606 For somebody's who's not one to gossip, 210 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:21,440 - she sure has a big mouth. - [Laughter] 211 00:07:22,833 --> 00:07:24,183 All this wining and dining 212 00:07:24,269 --> 00:07:25,729 is you just trying to influence your review, 213 00:07:25,749 --> 00:07:27,269 and I'm telling you it cannot be done. 214 00:07:28,709 --> 00:07:30,929 Although I'm really enjoying watching you try. 215 00:07:31,015 --> 00:07:32,835 [Laughter] 216 00:07:32,930 --> 00:07:35,110 Brett, I just have a modicum of concern 217 00:07:35,193 --> 00:07:37,073 that the historical context of our relationship 218 00:07:37,152 --> 00:07:39,072 might overshadow my accomplishments 219 00:07:39,154 --> 00:07:40,334 of the last six months. 220 00:07:41,896 --> 00:07:43,506 Those are very big words, Thorne. 221 00:07:43,593 --> 00:07:45,073 [Laughter] 222 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:46,570 I'll make sure to check the right box 223 00:07:46,596 --> 00:07:48,596 - under "uses words well." - [Laughter] 224 00:07:49,904 --> 00:07:51,654 What else will you be saying on your review? 225 00:07:53,037 --> 00:07:56,077 Well, that's for me to know... And you to lose sleep over. 226 00:07:56,171 --> 00:07:57,871 [Laughter] 227 00:07:57,955 --> 00:08:00,115 I see you finally suckered someone into taking you out. 228 00:08:00,175 --> 00:08:02,085 [Laughter] 229 00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:03,917 - This is the best you can do? - [Laughter] 230 00:08:05,006 --> 00:08:07,266 Anyway, would you like a sake cocktail? 231 00:08:07,356 --> 00:08:08,856 It's courtesy of the little big spender 232 00:08:08,879 --> 00:08:10,879 in the Paisley smoking jacket. 233 00:08:10,968 --> 00:08:12,968 Something tells me he's gay. 234 00:08:13,057 --> 00:08:14,057 [Laughter] 235 00:08:16,365 --> 00:08:18,585 That is so sweet of Adam to treat. 236 00:08:18,672 --> 00:08:20,152 I'll have a sake. 237 00:08:20,238 --> 00:08:21,848 Uh, not for me. It's a little strong. 238 00:08:21,936 --> 00:08:24,976 Can't hang, huh? Just like at work. 239 00:08:25,069 --> 00:08:26,549 [Laughter] 240 00:08:26,636 --> 00:08:29,986 On second thought, I'll have two. 241 00:08:30,074 --> 00:08:31,074 [Laughter] 242 00:08:33,034 --> 00:08:36,304 - Sorry. We're at capacity. - There's two seats right there. 243 00:08:36,385 --> 00:08:38,255 Don't make me go Rosa Parks up in here. 244 00:08:38,343 --> 00:08:40,823 - [Laughter] - That section's been reserved 245 00:08:40,911 --> 00:08:42,521 by San Francisco's newest millionaire. 246 00:08:43,784 --> 00:08:45,224 Oh, my god. 247 00:08:45,307 --> 00:08:46,937 Adam is spending money he doesn't actually have. 248 00:08:46,961 --> 00:08:49,921 - Yeah. So what's new? - [Laughter] 249 00:08:50,007 --> 00:08:51,707 This time, it's our fault. 250 00:08:51,792 --> 00:08:54,232 And you are? 251 00:08:54,316 --> 00:08:56,486 Mona and Spencer to see Mr. Benet. 252 00:08:56,579 --> 00:08:59,629 - Ah, yes, the "have nots." - [Laughter] 253 00:08:59,713 --> 00:09:03,413 Do you have an appointment? I'm guessing, you... have not. 254 00:09:03,499 --> 00:09:05,499 [Scoffs] George, we need to talk to Adam. 255 00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:06,758 Hurry, everyone. 256 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:08,290 Neimans is staying open late for me. 257 00:09:08,373 --> 00:09:09,873 We need to go shopping for Lindsay Lohan's party 258 00:09:09,897 --> 00:09:11,247 at the top of the mart. 259 00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:12,903 George: Ooh, la Lohan is having a party. 260 00:09:12,987 --> 00:09:15,207 - And I love being on top. - [Laughter] 261 00:09:17,644 --> 00:09:19,524 I should get a good review 262 00:09:19,602 --> 00:09:22,782 because I landed Dwight Mitchell. 263 00:09:22,866 --> 00:09:26,866 Plus I got gmg publicity on Rodney peete's show. 264 00:09:26,957 --> 00:09:29,217 By showing your hump to america. 265 00:09:29,307 --> 00:09:30,607 [Laughter] 266 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:33,270 Plus, you almost lost ace Blackwell. 267 00:09:33,355 --> 00:09:36,135 We could go fack and borth all night, 268 00:09:36,227 --> 00:09:38,447 but we really need to get a taxi. 269 00:09:38,534 --> 00:09:39,754 You're right. You're right. 270 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,970 You know what, I'll check the bill. 271 00:09:42,059 --> 00:09:43,799 [Laughs] 272 00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:46,627 I'm gonna bill the check. I'm gonna pay. 273 00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:47,976 [Laughter] 274 00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:49,845 I'm paying for this takee socktail, 275 00:09:49,937 --> 00:09:52,067 - not you. - [Laughter] 276 00:09:52,156 --> 00:09:54,116 You're gonna pay? Well, I'm having one more then. 277 00:09:54,202 --> 00:09:57,292 All right? Excuse me! Hey, one more, ok? 278 00:09:57,379 --> 00:09:58,989 [Introductory musical note] 279 00:10:03,864 --> 00:10:05,914 [Cheerful humming] 280 00:10:05,996 --> 00:10:06,996 [Laughter] 281 00:10:07,998 --> 00:10:09,908 This is nice. 282 00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:11,310 Brett: [Moans] 283 00:10:15,571 --> 00:10:17,141 [Laughter] 284 00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:21,318 [Both scream] 285 00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:22,883 Oh, my... 286 00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:26,098 How desperate are you 287 00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:27,980 for a good performance review, woman? 288 00:10:28,062 --> 00:10:29,372 [Laughter] 289 00:10:31,935 --> 00:10:33,885 Oh, my god. What have we done? 290 00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:36,161 Well, my pants are still on, so... 291 00:10:36,244 --> 00:10:37,814 Probably none of the good stuff. 292 00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:39,548 [Laughter] 293 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:40,919 Then why do you have my lipstick 294 00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:42,418 smeared across your face? 295 00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:44,431 What? 296 00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:46,563 You know what? It's not really my color. 297 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,736 - [Laughter] - I cannot believe 298 00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:50,692 you took advantage of me like this. 299 00:10:50,780 --> 00:10:53,040 - I feel dirty. - [Laughter] 300 00:10:54,566 --> 00:10:57,656 - How do you think I feel? - Like a lucky, lucky woman. 301 00:10:57,744 --> 00:10:59,184 [Laughter] 302 00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:00,947 And when you speak of this, and you will... 303 00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:05,193 - Be proud. I am not easy. - [Laughter] 304 00:11:05,273 --> 00:11:06,673 Oh, my... 305 00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:07,863 Our endorsement meeting is in one hour. 306 00:11:07,884 --> 00:11:09,714 - I have to go. - You... wait! 307 00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:10,839 - What? - Shh! 308 00:11:15,065 --> 00:11:17,235 - Ok, it's all clear. - It's all clear? 309 00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:18,768 Great. 310 00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:20,112 - One hour. - Shut up! 311 00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:21,201 [Both mumbling] 312 00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:22,505 [Laughter] 313 00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:27,974 Wow, looks like Dee Dee's taking kissing up 314 00:11:27,991 --> 00:11:29,251 to a whole new level. 315 00:11:29,340 --> 00:11:30,910 [Laughter] 316 00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:33,084 Well, you must be Brett. I'm Mona's mother. 317 00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:35,370 And just 'cause you've crossed ethical lines with Dee Dee 318 00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:37,390 doesn't mean I'll judge you. God'll do that. 319 00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:39,089 [Mona giggles] 320 00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:41,606 - This isn't what it looks like. - [Phyllis] Really? 321 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,661 'Cause it looks like Dee Dee just got a promotion. 322 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:44,923 [Both laugh] 323 00:11:45,008 --> 00:11:47,488 [Introductory musical note] 324 00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:50,706 In addition, gmg has a very impressive roster. 325 00:11:50,797 --> 00:11:52,837 We have athletes in a wide range of sports 326 00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:54,279 that appeal to a mass market. 327 00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:57,477 And that is why our clients are the perfect match 328 00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:59,499 for your cereal. 329 00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:01,108 Very impressive. 330 00:12:01,198 --> 00:12:02,498 You do have the type of athletes 331 00:12:02,591 --> 00:12:04,201 my company can stand behind. 332 00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:05,548 And I also have to say, 333 00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:07,547 you two have an amazing rapport. 334 00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:09,509 Very cohesive. 335 00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:11,028 You must work together intimately. 336 00:12:11,121 --> 00:12:12,861 Intimately? What are you trying to say, man? 337 00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:14,169 [Laughter] 338 00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:17,388 He didn't mean anything by that. 339 00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:19,695 He was just saying that we work well with each other. 340 00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,332 Yeah, like when partners have been together 341 00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:22,699 for a long time... 342 00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,105 Hey, enough with the insinuations, pal. 343 00:12:24,134 --> 00:12:25,574 [Laughter] 344 00:12:25,657 --> 00:12:27,177 What we are is professional. 345 00:12:27,268 --> 00:12:29,028 We can't even stand to be in the same room together. 346 00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:30,362 If it wasn't for gmg, 347 00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:32,055 we wouldn't even come near each other. 348 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:36,580 - Ok. That's good to know. - [Laughter] 349 00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:38,538 Thanks for the clarification. 350 00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:40,147 I have a few other meetings to attend, 351 00:12:40,237 --> 00:12:41,797 I'll have someone get back to you. 352 00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:44,551 - Separately, if you prefer. - [Laughter] 353 00:12:46,374 --> 00:12:47,594 [Phone rings] 354 00:12:47,679 --> 00:12:52,159 Delicious records. Hold, please. 355 00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:53,509 [Phone rings] 356 00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:55,598 Good morning, non-millionaires! 357 00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,207 [Laughter] 358 00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:58,968 Adam, we've been trying to get you on the phone. 359 00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:00,385 Oh, well, if you were rich like me 360 00:13:00,475 --> 00:13:01,755 you could pay someone to do that. 361 00:13:01,824 --> 00:13:03,394 - And, he does. - [Laughter] 362 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:07,401 - You gotta stop spending money. - Oh, you're so sweet to care! 363 00:13:07,482 --> 00:13:09,012 George, give her a twenty 364 00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:10,162 and tell her never to speak to me again. 365 00:13:10,180 --> 00:13:11,970 [Laughter] 366 00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:13,442 Adam, where you been? 367 00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:15,661 I got no one to cut out articles about me 368 00:13:15,751 --> 00:13:17,631 or tell me who's sleeping with whom around here. 369 00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:20,059 Sorry, I can no longer provide those services. 370 00:13:20,147 --> 00:13:21,707 It was a pipe dream to think 371 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,541 that I could be rich and fabulous 372 00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:25,368 and rich and still work here. 373 00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,546 What the hell are you talking about? 374 00:13:27,632 --> 00:13:30,202 I am California's newest millionaire. 375 00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:31,987 Adam, no, you're n... 376 00:13:32,072 --> 00:13:34,342 I believe we just paid you not to speak. 377 00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:35,682 [Laughter] 378 00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,642 - I quit. - You what? 379 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,560 No, no. Don't try to hold me back. 380 00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:41,945 I'm too rich to be reasonable. 381 00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:44,819 Hey, if that's what you really want, fine. 382 00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,221 Dave? 383 00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:48,003 Looks like you just got a new career. 384 00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:51,048 But, Kai, I don't want Adam's crappy job. I... 385 00:13:51,134 --> 00:13:52,744 [Phone rings] 386 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,222 Have a call on line two. 387 00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:56,790 Delicious records. Hold, please. 388 00:13:56,879 --> 00:13:58,399 Adam, could Spencer and i... 389 00:13:58,489 --> 00:14:01,189 Have some parting words with you in my office? 390 00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:03,145 Well, I guess I can speak with you once more. 391 00:14:03,233 --> 00:14:04,633 But make it fast. 392 00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:06,343 There's a limo waiting to take us to napa. 393 00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:08,667 Ooh, that reminds me. I have to go rent the limo. 394 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:09,940 [Laughter] 395 00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:13,329 I know it won't be the same without me. 396 00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:15,197 But no amount of begging can convince me 397 00:14:15,289 --> 00:14:17,399 to keep running on this wheel with the rest of you hamsters. 398 00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:18,421 [Laughter] 399 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,430 Adam: You what? 400 00:14:24,515 --> 00:14:25,815 [Yelling] I'm what? 401 00:14:25,908 --> 00:14:27,168 [Laughter] 402 00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:30,427 - Adam: Noooo! [Sobbing] - [Laughter] 403 00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:35,792 Wow, Adam's really ugly when he cries. 404 00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,955 [Scoffs] You think he'll be curled up under your desk 405 00:14:38,007 --> 00:14:39,677 long enough for me to get the camera out of my car? 406 00:14:39,704 --> 00:14:42,454 [Adam screams and cries] 407 00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:43,843 [Introductory musical note] 408 00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:47,024 This is ridiculous, Thorne. 409 00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,563 It's the only way we're ever gonna feel 410 00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,723 comfortable working together again. 411 00:14:50,802 --> 00:14:52,722 We have to retrace our steps from the other night 412 00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:55,724 to figure out how what happened happened. 413 00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:56,807 Fine. 414 00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:00,159 I see you're back. 415 00:15:00,247 --> 00:15:01,787 She hasn't found a way to repulse you yet? 416 00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:03,123 [Laughter] 417 00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,206 She will. 418 00:15:05,643 --> 00:15:07,193 We are not a couple. We are simply here to have 419 00:15:07,210 --> 00:15:08,950 the exact same meal we had last night. 420 00:15:09,038 --> 00:15:10,948 Sake and all. 421 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,880 Unless you know what happened last night, Tina. 422 00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,916 Two sake cocktails coming right up. 423 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:17,002 [Laughter] 424 00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:22,010 [Laughter] 425 00:15:24,271 --> 00:15:25,791 This is nice. 426 00:15:25,881 --> 00:15:27,541 Brett: [Moans] 427 00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:31,064 [Laughter] 428 00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:34,668 [Both scream] 429 00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:37,889 Oh, damn, damn, damn! 430 00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:39,550 Damn! 431 00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:42,074 How the hell did this happen again? 432 00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:43,158 I don't know. 433 00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:44,203 Hello, hello. Whoa. 434 00:15:45,248 --> 00:15:47,638 Brett, how lovely to see you. 435 00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:50,469 With your shirt open. In my daughter's apartment. 436 00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:51,798 I can see you're both working early 437 00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:53,080 in front of a romantic fire 438 00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:55,299 because obviously your heater's broken. 439 00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:57,299 - [Laughter] - Yes. That's exactly it. 440 00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,741 Good answer. You'll be going now. 441 00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:01,218 - Ok. Bye bye. - [Laughter] 442 00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:07,576 How could you? 443 00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:08,992 Acting like you were raised by wolves. 444 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:11,141 - Or Phyllis. - [Laughter] 445 00:16:11,231 --> 00:16:12,431 You're the one who encouraged me 446 00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:13,969 to socialize with him. 447 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,800 You're certainly old enough to decide 448 00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:18,797 who you're gonna hook up with. But mother taught you better. 449 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,630 You gonna end up on the floor with a man, 450 00:16:20,718 --> 00:16:23,288 it better be on a mink coat with a pocketful of diamonds. 451 00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:25,593 [Laughter] 452 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,290 If you make somebody cry, 453 00:16:27,377 --> 00:16:29,287 don't expect it not to get back to me. 454 00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:30,469 [Laughter] 455 00:16:30,554 --> 00:16:31,834 And when you do something wrong, 456 00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:33,303 you have to be punished. 457 00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:36,003 My job is to decide what that punishment is. 458 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,762 Actually, that's my favorite part of the job. 459 00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:39,649 [Laughter] 460 00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:41,657 But, Kai, it was all just a big misunderstanding. 461 00:16:41,696 --> 00:16:43,476 Yeah, we were just doing it for fun. 462 00:16:43,567 --> 00:16:44,567 [Laughter] 463 00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:49,097 Then here comes the really fun part. 464 00:16:49,182 --> 00:16:50,492 The idiots down in manufacturing, 465 00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:51,864 they put parental advisory stickers 466 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:54,190 on all the Tiffany and Serena cds. 467 00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:57,364 Not a dirty word on them. Guess who's scraping them off? 468 00:16:57,451 --> 00:16:58,971 Who? 469 00:16:59,061 --> 00:17:00,061 [Laughter] 470 00:17:01,368 --> 00:17:03,128 Yeah, but, Kai, that's like 100,000 stickers. 471 00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:05,632 - It'll take forever. - [Laughter] 472 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,090 And we said we were sorry. Besides... 473 00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:08,723 I just got a man manicure. 474 00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,590 [Laughter] 475 00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:12,421 That's a sissy ass reason not to do it. 476 00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:13,509 [Laughter] 477 00:17:14,816 --> 00:17:16,686 It's the only one I got. 478 00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:18,864 I'll give you a better one. You're both vps. 479 00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:20,820 I'm not gonna have you scraping off anything. 480 00:17:20,909 --> 00:17:23,389 Just thought I'd mess with you so you could see how Adam felt. 481 00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:25,387 And check this... 482 00:17:25,479 --> 00:17:27,829 Nobody pulls pranks in my office but me. Got it? 483 00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:29,086 - Got it. - Got it. 484 00:17:29,178 --> 00:17:31,398 - Good. - [Laughter] 485 00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:33,355 Yes, there are two vehicles illegally parked 486 00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:35,013 in the delicious records garage. 487 00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,657 They're in spaces 488 00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:39,881 belonging to a Mona Thorne and a Spencer Williams. 489 00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:43,451 Please have them towed immediately. Thank you! 490 00:17:45,107 --> 00:17:46,847 [Laughter] 491 00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:48,085 This doesn't look good, does it? 492 00:17:48,110 --> 00:17:50,420 No. It doesn't. 493 00:17:50,504 --> 00:17:52,464 We're done with the pranks around here. 494 00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:54,709 Right after you give me the number to that tow company. 495 00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:56,769 My mother used my credit card without asking again. 496 00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,384 Somebody's hobbling home from the mall. 497 00:17:58,468 --> 00:17:59,468 [Laughter] 498 00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:02,043 [Knock on door] 499 00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,614 - Yeah? - You got a moment? 500 00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:05,952 Sure. What's up? 501 00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:09,999 I just finished reading my review. 502 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,869 Do you really think I have the potential 503 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,660 to be one of the top sports agents 504 00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:14,794 on the west coast? 505 00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:18,615 Wouldn't have written it if I didn't. 506 00:18:18,706 --> 00:18:20,486 And you really think that I've proven myself 507 00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:22,247 - to be a proficient... - Yeah, you don't need 508 00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:24,795 - to read it out loud, Thorne. - [Laughter] 509 00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:27,244 It was hard enough writing it. 510 00:18:27,323 --> 00:18:28,323 [Laughter] 511 00:18:29,369 --> 00:18:30,369 Although, it's all true. 512 00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:34,549 Thank you, Brett. This really means a lot. 513 00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:36,115 Don't get all mushy on me, Thorne. 514 00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:38,252 [Laughter] 515 00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:39,794 I need you to stay on your game, all right? 516 00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,104 By the way, I talked that cereal rep 517 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,340 into meeting with us again. 518 00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:44,165 That's great. How did you do that? 519 00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:45,563 It wasn't that hard really. 520 00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:46,966 I just told him the first time around 521 00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:48,145 you were all hyped up on medication. 522 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,950 [Laughter] 523 00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:52,311 Fine. I'll take one for the team. 524 00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:53,392 And I'll be ready. 525 00:18:54,611 --> 00:18:57,221 You know, we really do work well together. 526 00:18:58,572 --> 00:18:59,792 Yeah. We do. 527 00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:03,317 I guess I'm stuck with you. 528 00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:05,453 Do me a favor though, all right? 529 00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:09,015 Just try and find a way to work through this obvious... 530 00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:11,854 - Infatuation you have for me. - [Laughter] 531 00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,285 Seek professional help, if necessary. 532 00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:17,772 [Laughter] 533 00:19:17,852 --> 00:19:19,722 [Musical note] 534 00:19:21,943 --> 00:19:24,383 And what did you observe after that? 535 00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:27,637 You guys had noodles, sake, and didn't tip worth a damn. 536 00:19:27,731 --> 00:19:29,211 [Laughter] 537 00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:31,998 - You know, the usual. - [Laughter] 538 00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:34,043 No. Not the usual. 539 00:19:34,129 --> 00:19:35,869 'Cause I ended up spooning with a man 540 00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:38,787 that I can't stand. Twice. In my apartment. 541 00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:41,403 - Twice. - [Laughter] 542 00:19:41,484 --> 00:19:45,454 Oh, that. Yeah, I know. I drove you home. Twice. 543 00:19:46,968 --> 00:19:48,288 You'll find the transportation fee 544 00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:50,187 - on your credit card. - [Laughter] 545 00:19:50,276 --> 00:19:51,756 - Twice. - [Laughter] 546 00:19:53,931 --> 00:19:57,021 You drove us? I don't remember any of that. 547 00:19:57,108 --> 00:19:59,418 That's because my grandfather's "sock it to me" sake 548 00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:00,552 is pretty potent stuff. 549 00:20:01,852 --> 00:20:03,552 You see all these people here? 550 00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:05,597 Most of them are retracing their steps. 551 00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:07,342 [Laughter] 552 00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:09,903 They've done some pretty crazy things. 553 00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:11,711 You should check out the pictures on my website. 554 00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:14,172 - Noodlehousegonewild.com. - [Laughter] 555 00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:16,558 I better not be on there. 556 00:20:17,825 --> 00:20:19,455 Then you shouldn't have signed the waiver. 557 00:20:19,479 --> 00:20:20,649 [Laughter] 558 00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:27,528 [Introductory theme song] 559 00:20:27,578 --> 00:20:32,128 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0